Some Silliness – Some Serious – All Simple

*Points To Ponder as You Wonder What the Heck is This Guy Talking About?

*Also, a few tidbits of useless information from my vast warehouse and storage facility.

What we do good nobody remembers, what we do bad nobody forgets

It is not good to eat or drink on an empty stomach (huh)

In order to get there first you gotta leave (so Get Up!!! Get Out!!! Get Going!!!)

What are the consequences of Peace?

Women will agree that there are never enough restrooms at the airport, train station, bus stations and many more places about which I, and probably most men, are not aware.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation and only a few seconds to destroy it.

We are not afraid of failure, we are afraid of success.

Without customers to service you have no business so please serve your customers. (deep breath, step away for a few seconds, overwhelm them with kindness, put yourself in your happy place and do whatever you do to relax when the customers are wrong which they are but we do not want to hurt their feelings so we let them “dump” on us which is, also, soooooooo wrong but we are driven by the dollar)

I stayed awake all last night to see if I snored and I didn’t.

When someone makes you feel bad they feel worse than you do only they don’t want to be on the bottom (feeling lower than whale dung in the ocean) so they torment, harass badger, intimidate and bully someone they know will not resist. They are the weak, meek and sneakily discreet.

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

Courage is fear that does not control.

I’m so slow I have to speed up to stop.

Don’t look at my methods look at my results.

What did Beyonce become when asked to marry? She became Beyonce The Fiancee,

I never forget anything I remember and I never remember anything I forget.

*Job Experience explanation:

Two folks are interviewing for one job. The Personnel Manager, oops I am sorry the Hiring Manager, oops my mistake again, I mean the Human Resources Manager, oops, I did again (like Brittany years back), I’m referring to The Talent Acquisition and Executive Management Team asks each applicant about their related job experiences for the past five years.

The first person, Joe from my BLOG on Weight Loss Management and Control, offers his story which includes starting at the bottom (entry level, do they still call it entry level?) and progressing his way the up by assuming added responsibilities, supervising subordinates (sounds so sterile doesn’t it) and holding the keys. All this shows growth, advancement and motivation. Joe has five years experience.

The second person, Tom also from my previous BLOG (remember let’s keep it simple), started his entry level work the same time Joe did, five years ago. Tom says he has five years experience, doing his entry level job, which he does only it actually is one year of experience times five.

If someone ask to borrow a tissue please tell them they can keep it. Who wants that back?

When using the bathroom to take a __****__, remember you don’t take you leave. You leave it behind since that is it place of origin , the behind that is.

Keep it Simple – Keep it Real





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